we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.
The best part is Andrew Garfield in the background losing his shit through out the entire thing
(Source: 5fifth.tumblr.com )
When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.
Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
A gaemer in his natural habitat.
if u talk shit about my favourite band members I will shove a pineapple so far up ur ass u will be crying out tropical fruit punch
THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD
SO GOD DAMN MUCH
SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT
AND PEOPLE CHOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
There are 4 types of people in this world